vanillish:

 
Home Is Where the Hurt Is

magehenry:

milkshakies:

magehenry:

milkshakies:

  IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF  SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND   YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG

are you okay

IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE

get well soon

tltty:

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i ain’t tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

macdaddyc:

probably the best text i’ve ever received

221cbakerstreet:

kittening:

a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans

a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums

do you see the problem with this

a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY

and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction